Monica: The truth is an orange-footed salamander you've never seen before, taking its sweet time plodding across the wild tangle of forest that is your life.
Evelyn: The truth is, I am getting older, and the lines are marking their journey on my face like little streaks of rain on a glass panel. Shockingly, I discovered a wrinkle under my ass, this wasn't a dimple, or a patch of cellulite, it was a wrinkle, as I guess it just isn't my face that is aging. God Bless Me!
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